Monday Memory

So I am told sometimes that I am an idiot, and also asked if I had been dropped on my head when I was a child. To all those rude people who ask such ridiculous question I have your answer and it is yes.

I know what your thinking, and no my mother and father are not irresponsible parents. I wasn’t technically “dropped” persay, but more like fell. As in I fell out of my crib.

My dad had been working 48 hours straight at the Bartow County EMS station(for those of you who dont know what that is, click here) leaving my mother at home to take care of me while he made some mullah. Well, to put a long story short my mother was WORN OUT. So as I went to sleep for my nap she laid me in my crib where I slumbered while she took a shower……..so she thought.

While my mother was out of my room I preceded to climb up that wooden prison of comfort and eventually turned it over. My mother heard the extraordinarily loud thump coming from my room and scurried to find a poor, hurt, whiny, defensless, pretty, handsome, sexy etc. boy named marcus crying on the floor. She took me to the emergency room to make sure there was no damage to my head and other bodily functions, and our psycho doctor wanted to call DEFAX!!!!!!!!! Thankfully that did not happen and I still live, looking mighty amazing I must say.

So if you didnt think you knew anyone who fell on their head as a child, now you do!

Crazy Video From the Leaf

This past Sunday Oak Leaf started a new series call I Love the 80’s, and to kick it off Michael and Jake made a spoof on the Geico commercials. ITS HILARIOUS!

YOU SAY….blah blah blah….. God Says….

BIBLE VERSES.

You say: “It’s impossible”
God says: All things are possible
(Luke 18:27)

You say: “I’m too tired”
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew 11:28-30)

You say: “Nobody really loves me”
God says: I love you
(John 3:16 & John 3:34)

You say: “I can’t go on”
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

You say: “I can’t figure things out”
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5-6)

You say: “I can’t do it”
God says: You can do all things
(Philippians 4:13)

You say: “I’m not able”
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)

You say: “It’s not worth it”
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28)

You say: “I can’t forgive myself”
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

You say: “I can’t manage”
God says: I will supply all your needs
(Philippians 4:19)

You say: “I’m afraid”
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
(II Timothy 1:7)

You say: “I’m always worried and frustrated”
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)

You say: “I don’t have enough faith”
God says: I’ve given everyone a measure of faith
(Romans 12:3)

You say: “I’m not smart enough”
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)

You say: “I feel all alone”
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)